![]() WE WIN BY DEFAULT!!! YAY!!! But you know, a coaster race victory just doesn't taste as sweet when you never actually kicked their ass. We make it through the brake run, and realize, we're surrounded by a wall. Once we win, we'll book a flight to Vancouver and marathon Coaster and then we'll get our proper dose of airtime. We go through 3 airtimeless hills in a row. ![]() =( So put on your war faces, because we're just going to get through these airtimeless hills so that we can taste victory before those assholes get a chance to make it to their own feet. YAY!!! =) THEY FORFEITED!!! Unfortunetly, they're still in this race, so we're racing this coaster race blind. At this point, we get the pleasent sight that we can't see the other jerks on the side of Racer. We shred through another non airtime hill, before heading through another hill/turn that sets us back straight. As we are turning around, we get everyone on the train to row to make it through the turnaround faster as we drop out of the turnaround. Airtime is a distraction that will destroy us. As we head this way, we rip through another small hill. And that's when there aren't any wrong side of Racer assholes that way. Di proprietà e gestione della Cedar Fair Entertainment Company, il parco fu inaugurato nel 1972 da parte della Taft Broadcasting Company. And as we all learned in kindergarten, This Way > That Way. Kings Island è un parco divertimenti situato a 39 km nord-est di Cincinnati, vicino a Mason, in Ohio. We are going this way and they are going that way. But at this point, we split up from those assholes. After that's over, we rip over another big hill. Anyways, onto these two small pathetic airtimeless hills. But, to do that, we must shred through this course. So let them have their precious little bit of fun. Little do they know that we will kick their ass and ever so epicly defeat them. Poor pathetic fools just sitting and enjoying the ride. Then as we head down the first drop, you begin to notice that the other side is smiling. As we slowly crest the lifthill, we look at the other side and give them the nastiest glare you can possibly make. The way they dress, the way they talk, the way the ride on the wrong side of Racer. Then you can't help but angrily glare at the other side. After shouting random insults such as "YOU ARE THE SADDEST GROUP OF PEOPLE I EVER MET IN MY LIFE!!! MY PET TURTLE COULD KICK YOUR ASS!!!", you shake fists at each other and declare yourselves enemies. Anyways, we accept and begin the coaster race. Those assholes on the other side of Racer actually had the guts to challenge us to a coaster race. We begin to climb the lifthill, when to your horror, they have showed up. We go around a turn and into some straight track. Anyways, after getting in the trains, we dispatch. This is one of the first coasters to come to Kings Island and is the oldest non-kiddy coaster in the park. Today's ride we'll be reviewing is Racer. Racer (Kings Island) Review - Incrediblecoasters
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